Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Poor Widdle Tewwowist

Three navy seals are being prosecuted for punching a terrorist in the face while capturing him.  He's got a bloody lip to prove it.

This sucks, they should have just shot him.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

"... sneaky-ass lawyer"

So I send a guy a letter in the mail saying, look, your wife wants a divorce, here are some terms we think are fair (too fair probably).  He calls me a "sneaky-ass lawyer" for sending him this in the mail (the horror).  He seemed  genuinely upset that I hadn't served him, I suppose by process server.  Of course I hadn't had him served, I hadn't even filed the case yet.

Anyway, if I were a really dirty sneaky-ass lawyer I'd have gotten service by publication and just sent him the decree when it was done with.